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Friday, July 30, 2004

The Grand Plan

Somewhere, on some Island off the coast of Georgia, or California, New Zealand, or the Scottish highlands some years ago a meeting took place. A plan was hatched to steal the minds from the masses. They had access to the perfect drug. Over the years they were able to set up their distribution network to provide the "pathway" for this narcotic to every family around the world. Over the years the masses, including me, have been drawn to not only buy one of their mind numbing devices for the adults in the home, but have at times even introduced this life sucking drug to our children. Although reluctant at first we usually all succumb. And in ever pot there is a chicken, and in every family room there is a television. Talk about oxymorons for the 21st century.....television and family room.